11 July 2019

I'm a magnet...

...a magnet for the unemployed, looking for a sugar mama type, that is.

Yeah, this online dating stuff is JUNK. I'm not a fan. Really not a fan. It just seems like I attract all the weirdos. I mean, this is not a new thing. I've been attracting weirdos for as long as I can remember, so it's just kind of my lot in life, but I want MORE.

*cue Ariel*

I used to have a seriously long list when I was a teenager. It was full of physical attributes, income requirements, etc.

You guys. I just want to meet a NORMAL guy who isn't 5 feet tall, has a decent job, and is educated enough to converse intelligently. I want someone whose conversation goes beyond 'How you doin?' (I got that message literally ALL DAY LONG from one guy.) I need someone who is active in the Church, honors his priesthood, and goes to the temple.

Is that so hard?

Apparently so.

#disgruntled #almostreadytogiveup


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